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Protect Kent Merchandise
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We have SIGNED books by our President Graham Clarke, Graham Clarke & CPRE Christmas cards and a range of Protect Kent clothing in all sizes.
To purchase merchandise, please contact the branch office on 01233 714540.
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Graham Clarke SIGNED Books
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Vinerelles (Hardback)
Vignettes & Vile Verses Veritable par Graham Clarke
"Joie de Vivre lies betwen Rue de Wakening and Rue Matisme"
(Gaston Duplonk, 1886 - )
WATER INTO WINE AND VICE VERSA
The absent-minded artist's life is not without its hazards and drinking one's paint water is certainly one of them. It is most likely to happen when deeply absorbed in one's task but have a drink on hand for fortification, perhaps a mug of coffee or cocoa or in this artist's case, possibly a glass of wine.
Exactly how many times I plonked my No. 4 Winsor and Newton genuine Kolinsky sable into the glass of modest Argentine Malbec, I have no idea, but the resulting 'aquarelle' (as the French insist on calling watercolours) seemed to exude a pleasing warmth. I only realised what I had been doing when upon completion, to my astonishment the water pot still contained pure clear water. In a moment of uncharacteristic restraint I did not quaff the Malbec as it had turned an interesting shade of Khaki.
Price: £21.50
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History of England (Hardback)
History of England
History has until now tended to be written by historians. This, Graham Clarke claims, has lead to a rather biased view of events. In an effort, therefore, to get closer to the truth - or at least to suggest that alternative explanations should be considered - Graham now presents his own History of England.
Uncluttered by commonplace knowledge and well-worn facts this remarkable work offers a genuinely new account of some of the major events of the past. It explains, for instance, why Stonehenge was never completed and the roof not put on; what terrified the Romans so much about the Haggis; why there are no references to real ale, cricket or Lady Godiva in the Domesday Book; who actually wrote the works of the six Shakespeare brothers; and what Sir Christopher Wren's exact motives were for starting the Great Fire of London. Eighteen dramatic episodes are recounted in all.
Price: £21.50
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W.Shakespeare, Gent, His Actual Nottebook (Hardback)
.Shakespeare, Gent, His Actual Nottebook
It is with great excitement but also a certain measure of scepticism that Shakespearian scholars learned of the 'amazing discovery' by Professor Clarke VSOP of St. Aggers College, Kent. I refer, of course, to the so called W. SHAKESPEARE GENT: HIS ACTUAL NOTTEBOOKE - 'a priceless literary and artistic treasure of which the world has hitherto merely dreamed'. The Professor, whose academic standing has in the past been, to say the least, somewhat rickety, claims to have unearthed the volume; not in a dusty secondhand bookshop or in an old trunk in his aunt Mabel's attic, but in the lining of an ancient leather jerkin, believed to have been used for theatrical purposes, but recently performing as a bed for the family mongrel. The NOTTEBOOK provides an intimate autobiographical account of the bard's teenage years. Penned in his own idiosyncratic hand, it contains numerous drawings and sketches and covers the young William's doings from his expulsion from Stratford-upon-Avon Grammar School until he removed himself to London - following his enforced marriage to 'the woman Hathaway'. Following the discovery in May 1992 (400 years to the day after the final entry in the book), Professor Clarke has 'authentickated' the work on our behalf. His colleagues in the Department of Anachronology at St. Aggers are greatly surprised by his revelations. You will be too.
Price: £12.00
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Graham Clarke Blank Cards
Pack of 5 Assorted Graham Clarks Cards
Price: £8.00
(including first class postage. Postage will vary if more than 1 pack of 5 cards is ordered)
Pack of 10 Assorted Graham Clarke Cards
Price: £15.00
(including first class postage. Postage will vary if more than 1 pack of 10 cards is ordered)
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By Appointment
Blank Greetings Card with envelope
Price: £2.00
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Jolly Woodman
Blank Greetings Card with envelope
Price: £2.00
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Morning Rush
Blank Greetings Card with envelope
Price: £2.00
(including first class postage. Postage will vary if more than 1 item is ordered)
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Captain Booths Fancy
Blank Greetings Card with envelope
Price: £2.00
(including first class postage. Postage will vary if more than 1 item is ordered)
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Clothing
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Protect Kent Pin Badge
Price: £1.30
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Women’s Fitted ‘Fruit of the Loom’ Micro Fleece With Full Zip
Price: £25.00
(including first class postage. Postage will vary if more than 1 item is ordered)
Material: 100% polyester, Microfleece
Weight: 250gsm
Size:
M L XL
12 14 16
Colour: Stone with colour Protect Kent logo embroidered on front left breast |
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Men’s ‘Fruit of the Loom’ Micro Fleece With Full Zip
Price: £25.00
(including first class postage. Postage will vary if more than 1 item is ordered)
Material: 100% polyester. Hem with elasticated drawcord and stopper
Weight: 300gsm
Size:
M L XL XXL
38/40” 41/43” 44/46” 47/49”
Colour: Stone with colour Protect Kent logo embroidered on front left breast |
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Woman’s Fitted V Neck T-Shirt
Price: £15.00
(including first class postage. Postage will vary if more than 1 item is ordered)
Material: 96% cotton, 4% elastane, single jersey.
Weight: 190gsm
Size:
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12 14 16
Colour: White with colour Protect Kent logo printed on front left breast and large on reverse. |
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Men’s Heavy Cotton Crew Neck T-Shirt
Price: £15.00
(including first class postage. Postage will vary if more than 1 item is ordered)
Material: 100% cotton
Weight: 185gsm
Size:
M L XL XXL
38/40” 41/43” 44/46” 47/49”
Colour:
White with colour Protect Kent logo printed on front left breast and large on reverse. |
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